is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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