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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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