Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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