also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
