you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
