no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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