I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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