haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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