He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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