he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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