i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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