I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he puts the penis in happiness.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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