can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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