I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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