What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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