he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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