So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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