and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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