Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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