he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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