I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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