I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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