She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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