We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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