i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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