R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
tell me about the eggs
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