It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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