I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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