Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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