Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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