based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He felt like a one man threesome
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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