let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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