When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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