I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's shark week go big or go home
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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