yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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