i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im holly from the hills drunk
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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