Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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