Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
