last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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