The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ugly people sure do ruin things
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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