Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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