saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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