Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I touched a dick in church today
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
