I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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