what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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