Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
