I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
