so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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