the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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