I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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