I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Two words: nipple clamps
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