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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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